Here’s a guide from the Babylon Bee on how to take your wokeness to the next level by canceling friends, breaking windows, and burning it all to the ground. Those on the Left isn’t going to like this blog. They may want to cancel me for it or hunt me down.

Larry the Cable Guy said, “The Babylon Bee is the funniest site on social media and this book hits wokeness with a truthful comedy sledgehammer right between its pronouns.”

Ted Cruz said, “If you’re looking for a careful academic analysis of the philosophical underpinnings of the First Amendment, this book is not for you. But if you’re looking to laugh your ass off while The Bee slays the Left’s sacred cows, look no further!”

Andrew Klavan said, “When you consider our culture today, you either have to laugh uproariously or repeatedly smack yourself in the forehead with a hatchet.”

Dave Ramsey said, “Laughter is the best medicines in our current toxic world, and the Babylon Bee is always good for fun.”

As I was reading this book, I had to laugh myself and think how can those promoting Wokeness be so stupid? It’s too stupid to be taken seriously by normal decent people. Anybody with half a brain wouldn’t come up with this Wokeness that those on the Left had.

Being woke means waking up to the cause. What cause? Every far-left, radical, communist, Marxist cause we can think of. Wokeness isn’t a private religion you can keep to yourself.

Being woke means: realizing the problems in your life are not your fault. Blame everyone else for your problems. This is pretty much sums up social workers or unqualified counselors, who tells you to blame your parents for your troubles. Believe me, I have witnessed that first hands with social workers going through counseling myself.

Worshiping the planet because humanity is evil. Rejecting organized religion and mindlessly believing the Left. Finding racism, sexism, and hatred in everything.

Brainwashing our kids to hate life and be miserable. This is what they are teaching our kids in school today.

Rioting-sorry; peacefully protesting- in the name of justice. Even though, they are destroying public property in the process. You see it on college campuses and you see it in major cities.

Never; ever being satisfied and having happiness, but instead constantly complaining about everything.

It’s important to remember that your problems are not your fault. They are the fault of the oppressor class: your parents, teachers, people with a different skin color than you, Anyone who disagrees with your woke worldview.

Class is how much money you have, how cool of a car you drive, and whether or not you have one of those fancy fridges that dispenses ice and water right from the door. To the woke: poor person is good and rich person is bad.

Any religion is acceptable except Christianity.

Being woke is all about diversity. They love people of all nationalities and want the whole world to just be a big melting pot of all cultures, creeds and nations. Except of course, Americans. America is a disgusting place filled with white nationalist who could learn a thing or two from more advanced socialist countries like Venezuela or the Soviet Union. They even side with the Hamas over Israel and America.

Race is a social construct created by white people to excuse their oppression of black and brown bodies.

Many of us who go about our lives thinking we don’t hate people for their race are actually secret racist. You breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. You say you’re not racist. You judge people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. You only like vanilla ice cream. You’ve mispronounced someone’s name before-especially a person of color. You believe 2+2 equals 4. In other words, they believe in the new math.

How to be a Feminist: Don’t get married. Get an abortion! Have lots of cats or dogs if you prefer. Speak in a very loud, high-pitched voice. Shave your head or dye your hair a neon color. Take up some casual witchcraft. Affirm that trans women are women.

They talk about pronouns.

America’s fake founding: let’s make a country that has liberties. America’s real founding: Let’s make a country that will be more hateful and oppressive.

They believed that Abraham Lincoln was a racist; even though he was responsible for freeing the slaves after the Civil War.

They are easily offended by everything.

They believe that Jesus was woke and want to make churches woke as well.

They follow the science and believe in the like of Dr. Nazi Fauci. They believe that the vaccine is a cure-all. They take what their doctors says seriously instead of seeking a second or third opinions.

They believe what causes climate change are: Capitalism, Whiteness, cow farts, you existing, racism, homophobia, low taxes, freedom, hamburgers, and the nuclear family.

They believe to combat climate change we must: kill someone, get an abortion, eat bugs, switch from plastic bags to paper bags, drive an electric car, pay more taxes.

They believe that our naive parents and grandparents were totally lame, and they tried to change the world by being nice to their neighbors, going to church, loving their families, and raising their kids right.

They vote to bring about utopia.

These are just some of the craziest ideas coming from those promoting Wokeness. You’ll have to read that book or check out The Bees online to learn more.

The world has gone completely crazy! No wonder I prefer a cabin in the woods and to live off the land.

I won’t tell you companies or celebrities who have gone woke because that is for a future blog.

I hope you see how stupid those on the Left had become with this Wokeness. Believe me, this is not a joke. It’s too stupid to be a joke. It’s a joke that no one is laughing at.

Stay tuned for next week! There’s more stupidity to come.